Everything is Absolute

When you're trying, I want to get married. When you're not, it'll probably be over soon.

A speeding ticket is the end of life as I know it.

For a long time I was of the belief that I didn't need God, but I still wanted religion. Aren't most people opposite? "Reject religion, embrace Jesus"? I like religion. And I like free will. I like deciding who I'm allowed to love.

I like to love murderers and not adulterers. Gay people and not Baptists. I guess that makes me them.

Sometimes, I know I love you.

I can't wait for these freshmen to grow out of their religion. I can't wait to grow into mine.